Don’t Fart Cozy Fleece Blanket — JK HOME DECOR
30'' × 40''
$34.95
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Product features
- 100% polyester fleece (315gsm) — thick, fluffy and quick-drying
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- Vibrant, one-sided print with crisp typography
- Available in three sizes; seam thread matched to design
- Designed for adults; lightweight at 0.1" (0.2cm) thick
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Don’t Fart Cozy Fleece Blanket — JK HOME DECOR
$34.95
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Soft, thick fleece that feels like a warm hug and a wink. Lightweight to carry, yet plush enough to drape over knees during movie nights or to tuck around shoulders on chilly mornings. One side of the blanket includes a note that reads:
Dear User,
I pledge to do my best to keep you warm, cozy and comfortable. In return, may I humbly request that when you snuggle with me you go easy on the farting?
The simple white field and crisp black type make the message clear and readable, while the fleece’s velvety texture invites repeated snuggles. Suitable for adult bedrooms, living rooms, or as a cozy companion on road trips and couch-fort evenings.
Product features
- 100% polyester fleece (315gsm) — thick, fluffy and quick-drying
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- Vibrant, one-sided print with crisp typography
- Available in three sizes; seam thread matched to design
- Designed for adults; lightweight at 0.1" (0.2cm) thick
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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